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Queen To Spend Three Days A Week Blocking Facebook Arseholes

THE Queen will be forced to spend up to three days a week blocking arseholes who leave comments on her Facebook page.

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Hodgson Apologises To Chelsea Pensioners

LIVERPOOL manager Roy Hodgson fears he will never be invited to another Sunday afternoon tea dance after his team’s victory over Chelsea.

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