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Europeans rated on how well they can speak the King's English

THERE is only one tongue, and it is English. But many of our continental cousins simply refuse to speak correctly. Which of our neighbours are letting us and themselves down? 

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The social media patriot's guide to coping when it's not an immigrant

DISAPPOINTED? Staked your X followers on Monday’s attack being Islamic terrorism? Arrest of a 53-year-old white man make this unlikely? Don’t let it get in the way of your racism: 

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