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'It's okay for me to hit him because I used to be his teacher'

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Breaking your neck catching a cheese, and other charitable efforts that don't withstand a cost-benefit analysis

ARE you doing something for charity? Does the effort and cost involved comfortably outweigh any money you might raise? Does that make you a cretin?  

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