Everyone Trump is suing for one billion dollars or more and his demented reasons why

PRESIDENT Trump has fired off another spurious and lunatic lawsuit demanding one billion dollars. This is everyone he’s suing so far: 

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Man who can't be arsed to read girlfriend’s text rolls dice on laughing emoji

A MAN who cannot be bothered to read the lengthy text his girlfriend sent him has gambled on replying with the tears-of-laughter emoji.

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