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Everything you already don't want to know about the Iran conflict

THE Middle East conflict has entered its third day, and there is already a huge amount you are deliberately avoiding learning about it, including all this: 

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This war in Middle East going to be different

THE current war in the Middle East is not going to be like the Iraq war or the Gulf war or any of those other failed wars, the world believes. 

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