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France Redeems Itself With Airplane Fatso Plan

HUNDREDS of years of British animosity toward the French were written off last night after Air France said it would make fatty buy two seats.

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New Website To Reveal Exactly Why Britain Doesn't Work

THE inventor of the world wide web has unveiled a new website which could eventually reveal the precise reason why Britain is no longer a suitable habitat for human beings.

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