Tevez Rewarded With Entire Deer Carcass

CARLOS Tevez was rewarded for his two goals against Manchester United last night with an entire deer carcass all to himself.

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Army Snipers Get Thank-You Letter From Jesus

AMERICAN and British soldiers who take down Taleban fighters with a single shot have received thank you letters from Jesus, it emerged last night.

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