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Fury As Americans Find Gay Kiss Oddly Arousing

A TELEVISED gay kiss has caused outrage across America after thousands of red-blooded men discovered the beginnings of a semi.

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Are You Scared Yet? Bankers Ask Britain

BRITAIN'S bankers last night wanted to know if you were scared yet amid mounting evidence that they will get exactly what they want, all the time.

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