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Git Named

THIS year's Git has been confirmed as 34 year-old Ben Southall from Hampshire.

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Government's 'Banned List' Makes Everything All Better

THE government's decision to ban some foreign people with unpleasant views has made everyone incredibly nice, it was confirmed today.

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