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'Good God! What the hell's that?' shouts Pakistan

PAKISTAN last night pointed at the sky and screamed in a pathetic attempt to distract the world from its nauseatingly transparent guilt.

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Vatican accidentally beatifies Ringo

THE Catholic Church last night beatified Ringo Starr by mistake.

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