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Greek butlers all round

EVERYONE in Britain is to receive part of a Greek person in exchange for large amounts of cash.

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Zawahiri to lead the three guys in his living room

AYMAN al-Zawahiri was last night named as the leader of the three guys sitting in his living room that everyone has agreed to call ‘Al Qaeda’.

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