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How to pretend Trump's brilliant like the tech billionaires do

DONALD Trump takes office tomorrow and the next four years will be much easier to get through if, like Mark Zuckerberg, you pretend to be happy about it. Try this: 

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Woman finds even better soulmate

A WOMAN who believed she had already found the one has been pleasantly surprised to find a significant upgrade. 

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