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How to start a war, by Volodymyr Zelensky via Donald Trump

HEY, I’m that Zelensky guy. Little guy, disrespectful, won’t wear a suit even when he’s meeting with your favourite president. Anyway, here’s how I started a war like a loser. 

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I am into woo-woo shit, says Princess of Wales

THE Princess of Wales has confirmed that, like all middle-class women in their 40s, she is now into tarot, crystals, homeopathy and all other spiritual woo-woo bullshit. 

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