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I thought I was on a Tinder date, and now I'm White House press secretary

By Katie Zacharia, who only wanted to have an affair

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You've had more partners than me, and other reasons why we need an open marriage

TRYING to convince your wife she wants an open marriage? These are the reasons why you f**king around would only make your relationship stronger: 

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