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I'm the star, and five other Trump boasts about the Epstein files

CONGRESS has voted to release the Epstein files, and the commander-in-chief cannot wait for the public to read it. He explains his self-aggrandising reasons:

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Your profession, and what swearword describes you

YOU’VE put in the hours, done the groundwork and become a member of Britain’s professional class. But are you a twat accountant, arsehole doctor or wanker journalist?

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