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Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms

THE Queen has confirmed that when President Trump visits the UK, she can kill him with a sword and nobody can touch her.

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You might be surprised to learn I don't like protesters, says May

THERESA May has admitted that she considers all protesters to be a filthy rabble who should be locked up. 

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