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Obama Confuses Afghanistan With Country That's Not Insane

PRESIDENT Obama last night unveiled plans to send an extra 30,000 troops to Afghanistan after confusing it with a country that is not completely insane.

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Iran Should Tire Of Yachtsmen Fairly Quickly, Say Experts

IRAN will soon find the five British yachtsmen they have captured quite unbearable, experts predicted last night.

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