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Obama jobs plan a secret Muslim, say Republicans

PRESIDENT Obama’s £400bn jobs plans shows all the signs of being a secret Muslim, leading Republicans have claimed.

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I'm not perfect, I fellate bats, says Gwyneth Paltrow

Busy wife/actress/mother/jam maker responds to critics of her seemingly flawless lifestyle with the admission that she enjoys the taste of bat penis.

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