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Nice posh people almost extinct


BRITAIN’S last remaining posh person who does not show off and lets local kids play in her maze, was close to death last night.

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Scientists discover the risible excuse gene

RESEARCHERS have isolated the strand of DNA responsible for people denying responsibility for anything.

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