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Obama thanks Romney for being such a penis

PRESIDENT Barack Obama has thanked Mitt Romney for being a largely unappealing man.

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Dorries fulfills pathetic destiny

I’M a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here is exactly where Nadine Dorries was always going to end up, it has been confirmed.

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