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Psychic Octopus Receiving Knickers In The Post

PAUL, the psychic octopus, has been inundated with knickers from thousands of randy women.

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Any Chance You Could Do Kay Burley? Rothbury Asks Armed Police

RESIDENTS in Rothbury have asked armed police if one of them has a minute to take down Sky’s Kay Burley.

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