Pussy Riot 'could be forced to advertise butter'

SUPPORTERS of the arrested Russian punks Pussy Riot have warned that the band may be forced to promote dairy products.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) You have a confusing several seconds watching two people mime a game of tennis this week before you realise it’s actually the badminton.

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