Russia lines up more non-cute animals to die in space

FOLLOWING the deaths of geckos on its satellite, Russia is to send more unappealing species on one-way space journeys.

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Britons demand hangover consistency

DRINKERS are furious about being unable to predict the severity of their hangovers.

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