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Shanghai pigs killed by mermaid hen party

THE large number of dead pigs found in a Shanghai river is the result of a mermaid hen party, it has emerged.

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Osborne putting off doing Budget

GEORGE Osborne is putting off doing the Budget with a series of trivial distractions.

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