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Six executive orders Trump will sign tomorrow, in order of escalating lunacy

PRESIDENT Trump takes office today and has promised a flurry of new laws. These six are ranked from lunatic to fixed-stare vibrating insanity: 

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How I survived without TikTok for a whole evening: A lesson for Americans by Ryan Whittaker, aged 22

ON Saturday, the unthinkable happened. TikTok went dark in the US. Millions had nothing but words and images to scroll. And it could happen again, so learn from me. 

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