Things Trump says being reported as if they have meaning

RANDOM phrases that squirt out while Donald Trump is opening and closing his mouth are being reported as if they bear actual meaning. 

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Why any man who dates women under 30 is a massive creep, by 32-year-old Charlotte Phelps

PERVERTS, the lot of them. A man dating a 27-year-old ought to have his photo up behind the bar in Nando’s and a curfew. 

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