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Trump's dickometer higher than Musk's twatcounter for today

PRESIDENT Trump has edged higher on his dickometer than Elon Musk has reached on his twatcounter, for the morning at least. 

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Lazy bastard ordering pancakes on Deliveroo

A MAN who cannot summon the basic effort to mix and fry batter has ordered six pancakes via Deliveroo, it has emerged.

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