A flower arch, and five other things that will date your wedding horribly

ALL couples think their wedding is utterly special and unique, but every element they’ve chosen will date it horribly. Like these:

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Children's birthday parties: Five times when it's okay to drink before midday

BOOZING before midday is an activity that separates the merely convivial from the genuinely alcoholic. Except on these occasions:

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