Affairs to bollock waxing: The best midlife crises for men

ARE you a man who feels over the hill? Destroy your relationships by endeavouring to recapture your youth in these stupid ways:

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Man persuades himself that Easter sex is a thing

A MAN has successfully convinced himself that Easter sex is both traditional and deserved, and has set out to get some.

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