Bellend, and five other swear words that should get heritage status

SOME swear words are superior to others and should be protected at all costs for future generations to enjoy. Like these:

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Five essential items needed for a three-day car journey to Dover

GETTING a car ferry to the continent? Here are five things you should not be stuck in the massive queue without:

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