Britons face not being able to have everything they want

THE UK’s debts and historically high tax levels could leave households unable to buy whatever they fancy, according to a new report.

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It's your birthday, and the other tragic reasons people go bowling

KNOCKING over skittles while wearing silly shoes is a uniquely depressing activity reserved for the most tragic occasions. Including these.

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