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Ellie-Maes, and other people who claim to have two first names

ONE was good enough for Jesus, Elvis and Buddha, but the greedy not only insist they have two first names but demand to be called by them. What can we learn from these freaks? 

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'Then she got off at Bank and our love ended': The ten stages of falling for a stranger on public transport

IF only she had looked up from her phone, you would be engaged and choosing names for your first four children. This is how your Central line love slipped away: 

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