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Five major events that can take place during a man's lengthy toilet visit

A MAN’S trip to the toilet is a huge expanse of time in which monumental events can happen. Including these.

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The middle class man's guide to awkwardly visiting the tip

A TRIP to the tip is a deadly minefield of stress and potential embarrassment for the sensitive Guardian-reading male. Here’s how to bluff your way through it like a blokey bloke.

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