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'Get into stout immediately': Six tips for desperate Americans looking to escape to the UK

AMERICAN? Concerned that your country will soon be at war with both its neighbours solely ‘for the lolz’? Looking to flee here? This advice will help you acclimatise: 

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Reform suffering consequences of all being mad bastards

A SCHISM in Reform UK is the inescapable consequence of running a party entirely composed of frothing mad f**kwits, its leader has admitted. 

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