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We're not mentioning salary because we know you're above that, says job advert

EMPLOYERS advertising for new staff have confirmed they do not post salaries because prospective employees are beyond such petty considerations. 

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Ben Fogle, and other presenters whose careers are just one long televised jolly

IF there’s one area where all TV channels agree, it’s that Britain wants to see a familiar face with an enviable lifestyle get a free holiday. These bellends always fly business class: 

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