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Gove mad for beak

MICHAEL Gove is absolutely mental for gak, the white stuff, ching and nose crack, he has confessed. 

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Man urgently needs to buy himself something

A MAN who has had a tough week is urgently searching for something he can buy himself to cheer himself up. 

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