How to chat up birds: dating advice from a scaffolder

30th January 2024

OI! MATE! Yeah you, across the street. Having trouble meeting birds? Sad bastard. Here’s how to tell her you’re emotionally available by shouting from three storeys up:

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Man eating lunch at desk to show off

29th January 2024

A COLLEAGUE is eating lunch at his desk for the sole purpose of making everyone he works with look bad, he has confirmed.