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How to survive on the fringes of a pub chat: A guide for shy people

STRUGGLING to chime in at the pub due to your terrible social skills? Make it through to last orders in one piece with this guide.

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Why shouldn't I pamper my pets? asks Lord Alli

THE multi-millionaire Lord Alli has asked why he should not give his Labour party pets the best in clothes and apartments.

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