I'm a professional middle-class woman who smokes shitloads of weed. Where's my Daily Mail article?

By Joanna Kramer, aged 42, a mother-of-three from Alderley Edge

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Sam Fender, and other artists whose songs are impossible to tell apart

BEING afflicted with same-song syndrome isn’t necessarily a barrier to success. These artists have discovered what works and are in no hurry to change it:

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