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Invest in a good, solid vape that will give you years of use, Starmer tells kids

THE prime minister has told teenagers to be sensible and invest in a reliable, refillable vape that will serve their nicotine dependency for years to come.

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Robert Jenrick, and other famous people who should never write a children's book

KEIRA Knightley has written a children’s book, based on no literary merit other than being in Pride & Prejudice. Here are some more famous people who really shouldn’t bother either.

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