Man feeling pretty damn successful after inheriting his parents' house

A MAN feels he has achieved more in life than most of his peers due to owning a home given to him by his parents.

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Hatred of 'woke' in inverse proportion to knowing what the f**k 'woke' means

THE people who get the most angry at things they believe are ‘woke’ are those who are the most ignorant as to what it means, it has emerged.

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