Man who got first round in will stay for five pints out of sheer pettiness

A MAN who grudgingly bought a round will stay out and drink more than he wanted to purely to make his money back, he has confirmed.

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Nerd blames being single on fandom of widely beloved mass-market entertainment franchises

A NERD is blaming his lack of dating success on his passionate interest in franchises adored by millions of people.

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