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Man who's technically had sex still pathetic virgin at heart

A MAN who in a physical sense has lost his virginity is still a sexless loser deep down in his soul.

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Six people who annoy all the right people but are still dicks

THROW a rock at your television and you’ll almost certainly hit someone wrong, but it takes a special set of skills to be right and still invite masonry-pitchers. Like these six: 

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