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Mercury is in retrograde: excuses twats will use for behaving like twats

WE all have days where we accidentally get on everyone’s tits, but you won’t gain any sympathy with any of these lame excuses:

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Woman only able to communicate in bullshit pop culture memes

DOCTORS are increasingly worried about a woman who has lost the power of speech due to years of expressing herself only in inane, unfunny internet memes.

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