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Midnight f**king ages away when you're staying up for it with kids

STAYING awake to witness one year transition to the next is a gruelling marathon that will never end when done with children under ten, parents agree.

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'Season's greetings, from Jim and Carol': Five ways to find out who the f**k Jim and Carol are

RECEIVED a hand-delivered Christmas card and wondering who the hell sent it? These methods to identify the culprits could set your minds to rest:

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