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'No', man in Hawaiian shirt told

A MAN who believes the spring weather gives him licence to wear a Hawaiian shirt has been sternly corrected. 

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British bellend desperate to get Cybertruck

A UK-based bellend is frustrated he cannot advertise his credentials as his area’s leading arsehole by driving a Tesla Cybertruck. 

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