People who live in scenic areas heading to shitholes for Easter weekend

RESIDENTS of St Ives and the Cotswolds are heading to dumps like Luton and Peterborough for the Easter weekend, it has emerged.

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10 musical artists who felt the need to include crap spoken-word bits

WHAT gives a song more texture and emotional depth? A deeply incongruous spoken-word section, obviously. That’s what these artists thought, anyway.

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