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Seven hairstyles that used to get you laid but now wouldn't

A FASHIONABLE hairdo is essential when looking for love. But be careful you’re keeping up with the times, as these outmoded styles will only lead to wanking alone now.

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Man referring to family as his 'side hustle'

A MAN is talking about his wife and kids as if they are a part-time gig he occasionally fits in around his day job, it has emerged.

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