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Six signs your girlfriend is wanking furiously and you're oblivious

SURELY she isn’t. But then there are odd little hints that your significant other is masturbating as frenziedly as a man would. These are the signs: 

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'Marriage is a painful struggle you have to work at every single day' says couple who hate each other

A HUSBAND and wife who clearly loathe each other are under the impression that every marriage is a horrible, relentless slog day after bitter day.

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