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The six best period features for really wanking on about at a dinner party

WANT to be the smuggest arsehole round the table? Wax lyrical about features that happened to come with your house as if they were personal achievements, like these:

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Commuter deeply resentful of minor interruption to his miserable routine

A COMMUTER who had to briefly break from his unvaried robotic morning routine to help a stranger is still furious about it.

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